Small Talk Six

This weeks Small Talk Six question is:
“6 things you would be willing to flash someone for.” 

 Even the idea of me actually doing this now is so funny! I haven’t flashed anyone since my high school days before I married my husband. And after I got my been-nursed, droopy, not-so-fun boobs! I miss my pretty, up where they’re supposed to be, still firm boobs! Ahhh…the things we do for kids! But if I thought anyone in the crowd was already blind then I would do it and for any of these:

1. For my husband to find a new job so that we could be comfortable…NOT rich, although that would be nice, but just comfortable!

2. A beautiful white house with a wrap around covered porch, screened in back porch so I could watch my thunderstorms. 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, a big huge PRIVATE backyard with lots of trees and wildlife. A HUGE gorgeous kitchen with all the extras and at least 2 fireplaces. Ok so I’ll move on now.

3. A Routon VW Minivan! I’m not too much of a minivan type person but the thought of all three of my kids getting in ONE door at the SAME time sounds wonderful. And after that I can get my big man Yukon!

4. A savings account that actually still has money in it. Wouldn’t THAT be nice!?

5. Painless plastic surgery. I know, I know…it’s not possible! But if someone found a way to do this I wouldn’t only flash…I’d let them have a nice long look! Anything for a tummy tuck, a little lipo and boob lift!

6. A wedding ring. My first wedding I got some fake CZ ring. It’s nice don’t get me wrong and we couldn’t afford much so it did it’s job. But since I had my first born it doesn’t fit me anymore and it’s gold. Not what I’m into now. I really want an old style vintage Platinum diamond ring! I already have it picked out but it’s gonna cost him. But hey…I’ve given him 9 good LONG years and 3 beautiful children AND put up with all his $&#! so I really think know I deserve it! 

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