Dear Crazy Driver,

The past couple of days have been absolutely insane for me between appointment after appointment, meeting after meeting, kids, illness…you name it. Plus with the weather being sucky lately it’s hard to get anywhere on time. Don’t  you understand this? Looks like you have taken your test on this book and passed with flying colors!

Tell me, why was it necessary to be a total jerk to me and everyone else on the road today? And how in your mind was it ok to almost make me hit you after you kept swerving behind me from left to right, cut across 3 lanes of traffic and then back over to cut me off and hit  your breaks, on the highway no less? Do you not realize that women usually have kids in their cars? It was raining and I was already going 5 miles over the speed limit to try to get you off my ass. There was no reason for what you did other than the fact that you are an enormous asshole! My daughter was in the car with me and was scared to death when I started screaming while slamming on my breaks!

Yes, after you did that I and regained my composure I called the police and I hope they catch your sorry ass and slam you with a mighty ticket for driving while being a jerk. I’m sure you will cause an accident today and when  you do and the police call me back I will surly testify against you! Yes, I gave them my number! People are killed every day in car accidents because of people like you…every.day! I hope you get your licence taken away and have to start walking everywhere and watching for the next idiot that can’t drive so  you don’t get hit.

Your ignorance, selfishness, bad driving skills and temper were completely uncalled for today. Learn some respect and common curtosy, dillweed! Maybe even take an anger management course…I promise you it will be well worth the cost. We all have places we need to be but we’d all appreciate to get there alive.

Signed,

A completely pissed off fellow driver