“Crumbs”

This morning was a terrible one! I’m laying in bed dying in pain from dear Aunt Flo…darn beyotch! And then my husband asks me when I got my ear peirced again. “WHAT?”, “Well? When did you do those ones?” Ok so keep in mind that we’ve been married for 9 years and together for 10 and now he wants to know when I got my ears peirced again? This is the same man that got furious with me when we were dating and I got my belly button peirced. So you would think that he would notice how many holes I have in my ears after this long, right? So my response to him was, “Well I did them when I was 13! Are you serious that you never realized them before?” Give me a break. “Well, I knew you had two but I didn’t realize you had four in that one ear.” C’mon! How do you not notice the other two after 10 years? Thank God he answered correctly when I asked him what color my eyes were or I would’ve been super worried.

 So I’m laying there still in pain almost to the point of tears and my son comes in and gives me a hug. ‘What’s wrong mama?” he asks. “Oh honey mommy just has cramps. And your daddy is so oblivious sometimes.” Then he says, “Oh mama, I’m sorry you have crumbs. And I’m sorry daddy is ”olives”.  My bella doesn’t hurt because I didn’t eat any crumbs today.”. Now that made me feel a whole lot better. Just the laugh I got from that was enough to make a smile run across my face. Of course he didn’t get why I was laughing but he knew he had somehow made a funny. I was feeling crummy but I hadn’t eaten any “crumbs” today either! lol

I love how kids interpret things! So cute! Do you have any funny stories on things your kids have said that made you really laugh?